Just So We’re Clear… I Want to Live.

Today, the Judicial system killed Terri Schiavo. Our Courts decided that, instead of erring on the side of life, a defenseless woman should be killed for her husband’s convenience. So, just in case I ever fall into this situation myself, I want to make myself abundantly clear:


I want to live. Under no circumstances should I ever be removed from any form of life support. I have no desire to die. No matter what the doctors, supposed experts, and future “Michael Schiavo” types say, I want those who are responsible for me to expect a miraculous recovery. And just in case some scumbag lawyer tries to twist my words to make it sound like I wanted to die, if there’s ever any question what I mean, just ask the Pope to clairify, because my intentions are purely Catholic.