People Eating Tasty Animals

I swear those feminazis at PETA must have brain damage from lack of proper nutrition. Check out this pamphlet from PETA: Your Mommy Kills Animals (original). I'd think it's funny (Mmm. Rabbit meat tastes like chicken), except for the fact that this was targeted at small children, and makes outright lies about parents.

These people are only stopping short of making threats on our lives. And of course, they'd think that's justifiable.

French Military History

Check out this "Google" search result for the phrase French Military History.

Server Specs.

People keep asking me for the specs on the server:

Celeron 433
256MB RAM
Drive 1: 8.9 GB
Drive 2: 7.2 GB (Offline)
Drive 3: 13.0 GB (Offline)
Drive 4: CD-RW Drive

Redhat Linux 9 (Kernel 2.4.20)
Apache 2.0.40
PHP 4.2.2

Right March

Here's an interesting video documentary done by Right March about an Anti-Anti-War protest that took place recently on the mall in D.C.

Pay attention to who is actually backing these "anti-war" protests.

WMV or Real

Another impostor


Bastards. It's a conspiracy I tell you!

Some dork tries to rip off a InfoWorld article and post it as his own work. Well, at least the host site has some taste.

Don't be fooled. I am the original.

FrontPage 98 Does Not Work on FP Ext 2002

From the "Why Microsoft software reeks" dept:


Apparently Microsoft figured that it was time to obsolete another product and force it's users to otherwise pointlessly spend money. FrontPage 98 does NOT work with FrontPage 2002 extensions (which are installed on the server). So either upgrade, or actually learn how to properly write a website.

...n00b.

Wannabe Posers

Some cheap-arse geocities
page
. Billy Stalker? Nice photoshopping,
tard. Stumble around this site a while. It becomes apparent after a few
links that these people just like to hear themselves expel verbal
diarrhea. Get a life. And get your own name.

Statically/permanently setting your search domains in Redhat Linux using DHCP

So you go into /etc/resolv.conf and set your search domains. You're happy that you no longer have to type in the full domain for your favorite server anymore when ssh'ing to in, and you come back to your computer a day later and find that they've been wiped out. Arg! Apprently DHCP knows what's better for you than you do.

Here's how to fix this annoyance. On Redhat Linux systems, there is a file called /etc/sysconfig/network-scripts/ifcfg-eth0. Substitute your interface (eth1, eth2 etc) to reflect the interface that gets
configured dynamically. This contains the configuration information that tells your computer to configure this interface using DHCP. There is an undocumented option that can be used in here to set the search domains upon renewal of a DHCP lease. The option is new_domain_name. Use it in lowercase. I don't think uppercase works. For example, your file could look similar to this:



DEVICE=eth0

ONBOOT=yes

BOOTPROTO=dhcp
new_domain_name="domain1.com domain2.com linuxwhore.com"


Just restart your network service (/etc/init.d/network restart) and,
Tada! Now your search domains will remain there for ever and ever.

HEY THERE! Best as I can tell, this is the only solution out on Google. Do me a favor and let me know if this helped you at all. Send me an email at resolvdomains@john.holmstadt.com
. I'd really like to hear from you! Furthermore, feel free to link to this page to improve its ranking.

Disabling the ''Security Code'' feature of PHP-Nuke

Run the following commands:

cd /www/docs/mydomain.com/
grep -R "extension_loaded("gd")" * | awk -F":" '{print $1}' | sort | uniq

Wait at least 30 seconds. It's searching all the files in this directory. Each of the files returned will contain the string 'extension_loaded("gd")', which must be replaced with "0" to make those IF statments false. For example, admin.php contains the line:

if (extension_loaded("gd") AND ($gfx_chk == 1 OR $gfx_chk == 5 OR $gfx_chk == 6 OR $gfx_chk == 7)) {

Modify it so that it says this:

if (0 AND ($gfx_chk == 1 OR $gfx_chk == 5 OR $gfx_chk == 6 OR $gfx_chk == 7)) {

If you are leet, and know VI, a simple replace command would be:

:1,$s/extension_loaded("gd")/0/g

And that should be it!